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Wednesday, July 28, 2010

Vagin-us? : Why ruin a perfectly good vagina?

I had absolutely no desire to even try until about 16 weeks ... It was pretty painful the first few times and honestly, it has only started feeling normal [after 11] months or so...

Is our life over ?!? If we are not both enjoying the sex, it just doesn't happen. The Hottest Computer Scientist in the Universe doesn't work just for himself, he just can't. But I have a hard time imagining a sexy time when I am enormous, and then maybe not for .... 11 months after?!? That's gotta be divorce right there, it might be a YEAR are you kidding me?

Pregnancy Dreams?

"They" say you can have weird dreams during pregnancy. I maintain you can have weird dreams anytime you are sleeping, but here were last night's:

  1. Brother in Law, The Hottest Computer Scientist in the Universe, and me commandeered a plane a la the Barefoot Bandit but it was a huge airliner. There was contraband on board, but disguised I think - we sort of touched down on a peninsula and took off weaving our way through fancy malls and hotels nearby. We ended up strolling like tourists.
  2. Interlude to get up to pee. Because sleeping through the night is a Thing of the Past.

  3. State Budget Cuts forced all waves/music units to be cut from introductory Physics courses. I went to visit my high school Physics teacher (who is awesome) and he suggested we go sit in a cafe and talk about ideas for creative lessons. We ride his one piece wooden bike/scooter, but hit a dead end. While he is investigating, two chickens fall/jump on to me! I can feel their impact as if it were real, but for some reason they feel sort of... plush?